Paranormal: When 58% "Normally" Spend Covering Your Face

So just gotten back from the cinema, after a the terror of Aunt Katie and Hunter's abduction in the new PA. (I am a fan, I do follow).

5 reasons why this is better/ (or if you put all together, they all have quite similar plots = an unknown guest, house gets shakens, someone is nosy, someone is the sacrifice, yada-yada - everybody dies, last camera to a screaming zombie-ish ghost):
1. Alex and Ben are awesome! (the teen duo featured, don't worry - they too, died)
2. One person actually survives the whole thing, the Cat! Yay to the cat!
3. Creepy Robbie or Hunter or whatever the demons calls him
4. Aunt Katie or whatever the demons calls her
5. Some of the scene are quite funny, like how more Aunt Katie cameo is - so weird, so unnecessary. lol

You shouldn't watch this if:
1. You want more nights, this only have 11 the most before the camera stops
2. You spend most the time in the cinema covering your eyes - seriously, not-a-fucking-point.
3. You hate Aunt Katie. Yeah, feel you - she walks too slow.

All and all, good movie for you out there thinking of putting in a cctv in your house. Beware, and I quote Robbie from the movie" He doesnt like it when he is being watch!".

ARRatings - 4/5

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The Lorax

Pixar is back with a brand new Dr Seues', The Lorax. I swear to you this movie is like a campaign to save trees that the plot gets pretty geeky from start. A world where trees are made from plastic, a boy needs to find a real one to impress a girl he likes, met an old man that says all these trees gone are his fault - yada yada - told the story and what not, at the end sang about how important to let the trees grow. That's practically it. A yawn factor indeed.

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John Carter

Disney finally grows a pair of balls and released an epic awesome movie. The plot was well arranged, the fight scene was cool, there was action, adventure, romance and crazy cuteness (read WOOLA!!).

It was a complete set. But the ending made me feel like there's nothing much to do for a sequel. Please disney dont make John Carter 2. Just leave this as it is.

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Oprah Book Fight Club!!

HAHAHAHA. there you go Dr. Vijayjay

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Journey 2

Want to watch the most unrealistic movie of all time? then enjoy the (easy) ride to the mysterious island in Journey 2. The movie made traveling to an unknown place seems so sooo easy. Everything just seems to fall in place for these four adventurers. The uncle, who was already at the Island for years, miscalculated and by the time his grandkid arrives with his Step-dad, they have only 3 days to find a way out before the Island (suddenly) sinks. When they had no means of travelling up the mountains, there's a bee right there. When they need a transportation to get out, there's submarine nearby and when the need electricty to jump start the submarine, an eal just happen to be around. LOL!

This movie belongs in the comedy section for not making any sense.

ARRatings - 3/5

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Underworld

Watched this last week when it premiered. Thought the movie focuses more the fights againts the human race but it sort off derailed to being just war (again) between vampires and lycans. The hybrid villain is uber cool! reminded me of a darkspawn in D.Age. The only reason why one would want to watch this (and maybe again) is how slick and hot Kate is! Even the way she lands on her feet and the way she puts on her black coat - all with style. It is very inspiring. hah!

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Contraband

This is my first movie for this week (yes, that is a big deal considering the number of movies i consume weekly). Not only that, after We bought a zoo and Ghost protocol, there wasn't really any new (good) movies to watch. If you're looking for something that is filled with action-jump-run-here-and-there, well you have contraband. A story about how good Mark Walberg is as a smuggler, now he is a change man but has to do one last job to get the money to save his family. Yada-yada, the plot is the same. This movie is good, it's just you'll be seeing this in HBO/or the new FMP soon and you wont even recall that you've watch this. It's one of those forgettable flick.

ARRatings - 3/5

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Sherlock's Darkest Zoo

Ok here we go, this week I made it to all three that premiered. Stared off with the second installment of Holmes. To be honest, i felt asleep on the first one and wasn're really digging the plot - it was way too catchy.But this time around, there's a bit of improvement. It is funnier, the sarcasm made sense and camouflage was entertaining to watch. Sure, it is still a tad too catchy but I love Dr. Watson's role in this. Oh and Jane, Mrs Watson. ARRatings - 3/5

Second was The Darkest Hour. People, this movie seriously a down low. It fely amateurish and the lines are seriously cheesy. The electrical wave-thingy is just way too cartonish to be taken seriously as the villain and wait till you see the ending of this, such a let down. ARRatings - 2/5

We bought a zoo is based on a true story and THIS is a must watch. It's heartwrenching, uplifting and yes, i cried watching this. Rosie, the little actress definitely stole the spotlight from Matt and Scarlett. You can see how great of a cast they have, as they walk you through the pain, joy and hardship of starting over. I dig that. ARRatings - 5/5

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If Only

Do you believe in second chances? Well, i used to.

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Crazy Help From March

So I've watched 3 movies (not all three in a row, that would be sad) and these three has Emma Stone/Ryan Gosling all over.

First, Crazy Stupid Love - well this was a delayed as the movie was out months ago (sorry), but i love it! The plot was more than a typical romance flick and I love the fact that everything ties back to each other. To me, the love Steve has for his wife was strong but still logical to imagine. Ryan rocks this, good for the noms.
ARRed - 4/5

Second, The Help a movie about aspiring writer (Emma) with hidden agenda of writing a book on the lives of the maids in Mississippi that was unjust. This is a must watch! The plot is brilliant and quite funny too. The villain in this movie is such a great actress, you'll find yourself quickly hating her.
ARRed- 4/5

Third is The Idea of March which star George Clooney, Ryan Gosling, Marisa Tomei and many more. I wanted to love the movie because of the strong cast but was just bored to death on how simple the plot was. If you want to do a political movie where you expose the dirt of the game, then make sure it's mind blowing or at least new to the viewers. This was just expected.
ARRed- 2/5

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New Year's Eve

Like Valentine's Day, this movie showcases a tray full of celebrities that needed a small boost in their aging career. The movie focuses around love, second chances, hope and new beginings. I love Zac and Michelle's plot better than others, sort of cute seeing a lonely girl's new year resolutions been fullfilled in one day. That was promising. SJP's was the worst as I dont get the logic behind working mum to glamorous desperado.

A good movie for a good laugh. One of those movie that will make you think twice on your new year's resolution.

ARRatings - 3/5

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What's Your Paranormal Number?

So, PA3 let you in on how it all began. I have to say, anything video recording spooky film, well is spooky. The first PA was so unreal that I actually spend two days with the lights on (yes). The second one was stupid. Now, this one...it was ok. Great start with a crappy ending. I love the part where Toby toys with Kasie (i think that's her name), the older sister. This finally help to explain why on earth are these sisters cursed. Good watch, even better for a DVD instead. 3/5

WYN? is a good laugh. I've always like Anna Faris. She has this dumb but adorable face which is already funny. This movie makes you want to recap and count how many ex-es (well you've slept with) just for the sake of it. But at the end, simply highlight that real love is when you are your self the most. Very true. The english-borat accent scene is epic! and might I say the start is similar to Bridesmaid! 4/5

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The Three Muskysmell.

So, judging by the name of the movie itself - this classic has a lot to fill. I was expecting epic propotion of sword slinging action scenes. But no, I got epic slow-motion explosives scenes and pretty slinging wardrobe instead. The movie was a yawnful as i must have doze off three times through out the movie. I don't know whether i was too tired or the scenes was just too mundane. It's seen that, heard that sort of feel.

I love scenes by Milla as Milady. That's an interesting character. As for the rest, they need a stronger cast for the main three. I was going, who is who and kept forgetting that it was three muskeeter the heroes, not one young one with 3 old ones.

However, the fashion bids in this movie is to gag over. The king has some pretty killer heels. lol

ARRatings - 3/5

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Dream House That Sent Me Dreaming

I thought this movie was a typical ghost movie. Well, I am half right, it's a typical thriller. It is so boring, i was practically hiding my face not because i am scared but to sleep. I think the climax, where they revealed that Daniel Craig is the one seeing things a tad too early. Halfweay through, it became more of a drama than a thriller. Yawnful

ARRatings - 2/5


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Abducted? My Money

This must be the corniest movie to date as the plot is such a letdown. It is as corny as the series shown in TV3. So many things to make you hate yourself for spending 12 bucks for this. First, Taylor Lautner is just terrible at acting. All he does is pose at different angle. He must have mistaken this set for Twillight because every time there's a scene of his close-up, he has that face as though he will turn into a werewolf anytime soon.

Second, there are many unnecessary scenes. Like right after throwing the guy who tried to kill him off the train, there's a minute spend for Taylor to stepped on that guy's glasses. Cliche! Then, as he is about to leave the house to find out who killed his parents, he turn back just so that could the girl could help him put on a jacket. Seriously???

and how could you not know that you are abducted? your parents are white/blondes and you are like native american? stupid. This movie seriously makes no sense. Don't watch.

ARRatings - 1/5

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Cassie Love Joey

HAHAHA. Imagine if adult faught like children over toys. Isn't this cute?
Cross your heart, hope to die, stick a needle in your eye!


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Fright Night

Fright Night is a modern twist on a vampire taking over your neighbournood. It's a pretty solid plot seeing that most vampire flicks are always dark and they turn out looking constipated. Colin Farrel suit the character well. They are many scenes that will make you go off your seat or slide back to not watch as the movie is filled with horrorfying anticipation. The downside would be that the climax wasn't well, wasn't really one. Yes it was scary, full of surprise but it sort of fell flat towards the end.

This movie of dark, scary comedy would be a fun watch if you're just looking for, fun.

ARRatings - 3/5


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Johnny English

Have you experienced the disspointed feeling that a movie that you thought would be funny as hell, turn outto be boring? and what's worse is that most of the jokes are shown on the trailer. This is Johnny English Reborn. There were only two scenes that I laughed at was one during the chair incident (shown in trailer as well) and second during the chase (shown in trailer as well). Dissapointing and a yawnful to watch.

ARRatings - 2/5

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Bridesmaid

A film produced by Judd Apatow never fails to crack me up. Bridesmaid saw the absolutely hilarious lead debut of Kristen Wigg, who to me is funnier than Tina Fey. I loved her in Paul and to me, she has what it takes to be an A-lister. Each plot was hilarious and thought through, their joke has real dialogues in them rather than having someone hit something to make it funny. I love the part where Annie (Kristen) and Helen tried to get the attention of Officer Nathan to help save Lilian, where they attempted to drink while driving, driving naked and even pretended  to have the car move without driving it just to get the officer's attention. This movie has a strong plot, absolutely funny plot that you will remember, scenes that made you go aww and of those that make you cry. This is epic. The best so far

ARRatings - 6/5

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